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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
mugGet the You gotta be fucking kidding memug.
Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.
by Trinidadrain. May 21, 2015
mugGet the Gotta eat the booty like groceriesmug.
a phrase used when one executes a 'pimp slap' on someone for the sole reason to keep the hand and arm used during pimp slaping strong
luke: (slaps Tom)

tom: ow! dude, what was that for!

Luke: gotta keep the pimp hand strong, bitch
by Adrian T. July 5, 2008
mugGet the gotta keep the pimp hand strongmug.
When thanos has all the stones and bane offers him peanuts. Thanos takes the peanuts and begins absorbing them, staring bain in the eyes and says “you gotta be quicker than that buddy”
by MoldyMolson>FrostyMolson March 4, 2022
mugGet the you gotta be quicker than that buddymug.

Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015
mugGet the Gotta get my balls backmug.
To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."
by Diego September 11, 2003
mugGet the sometimes you just gotta smokemug.

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