House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Chungus Fungus

Small Chinese penis. Derived from the Latin classification of small mushroom native to China referred to a "Chungus Fungus".

He's Chinese, so obviously he got a Chungus Fungus

by Partyhunter April 21, 2025

Foot fungus

My dog ace licks

My dog ace, licks foot fungus

by Acexracexpace October 31, 2023

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

Chadderley fungus

A complete and total dumbass

He’s a Chadderley Fungus my dude

by Lucky Lucifer June 14, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020