A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
Get the Toe-fumug. Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
Get the Twisty Fumug. by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006
Get the Wang-Fumug. by craftmagick January 11, 2009
Get the Fu-matramonymug. If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff
by affectedarc07 October 1, 2019
Get the ebay-fumug. by D.C Dope August 12, 2016
Get the Tongue-Fumug. A modern derivation of Kung Fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Raver 1: "What the fuck happened?!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006
Get the Rave Fumug.