frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
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Frosty PJ

A Frosty PJ (Pull Job) is when a man soaks his hand in ice water until it goes numb, then proceeds to masturbate vigorously to complete the act before sensation returns to his hand.
While attempting a Frosty PJ, Dan suffered a sever case of frostbite, and was unable to do the Scandinavian Slap Around for several weeks. This was upsetting, as he liked to perform the Eskimo Hoist before going out with a loaded weapon.
by Nacho9.5 May 25, 2015
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frosty nips

Very beautiful round plump nipples that are usually hard for no reason
Damn, Half sack has some frosty nips today
by ThatO1n1eGuy January 29, 2018
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Blumpkin Frosty

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
by kd32178 February 09, 2010
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Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL
Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
by Brofenition December 12, 2015
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frosty blodgett

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.
The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.
by jewballs4ev February 09, 2011
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Frosty Windows

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses
Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!
by Ammo11m January 09, 2012
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