Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

by STD Revenge May 12, 2007

brokeback fountain

n. a gay guy's penis. My mother thought up this word.

Tom Cruise's pants are so tight that I can see his Brokeback Fountain.

by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006

yellow fountain

When a guy sticks his dick in a womans pussy and pisses in her. When the presure builds up the piss shoots out all ober his ball creating a yellow fountain

I fucked your mum and gave her a yellow fountain

by Seelo69 May 10, 2010

fountain

When a woman orgasms so strongly she secretes her love juices violently.
Volume is enough to be felt dripping off her partners balls!

We had sex till she fountained

by The MG July 21, 2006

fountain valley

The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.

Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.

Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.

Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*

by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005

new found glory

An amazing band, incredible live but are not to everyone’s tastes. They have never claimed to be punk or skaters so I’m uncertain as to where this erroneous belief has come from.

see new found glory live before you comment on things you dont understand.

by jackassamy October 10, 2005

Fountain of Youth

Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.

old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby

by taz May 4, 2004