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memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.
person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010
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Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
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slate memory

It's not that u don't care about them, you just don't remember to. Imagine your memory as a slate, that gets refreshed each and every day. Sucks big time, but you don't have to learn not to give a f*ck!
Sorry that I don't remember what you said yesterday, I have a slate memory :3
by RawMango December 4, 2021
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memory junkie

A person who feeds off of nostalgia and creating memories to enjoy both during and after said memories, often consciously links certain things to a certain period of time or person as well as a memory
Anyelo is a total memory junkie
by Yelito August 30, 2018
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homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the
"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"
by JellyD October 23, 2013
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Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021
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Hollow memory

A memory of something that is barely memorable but still residual enough in memory for one to have a vague memory of that memory.
I have a hollow memory of a dog from years ago.
by Ben El July 11, 2016
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