the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

positive-commodity

noun

Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.

Food, shelter, water and medicine etc. All hold positive-commodity value.

by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

The Jay Position

When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority

I'm going to have to assume the Jay Position

by Looney_Man October 25, 2022

69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.

She sixty nined me.

by jessica February 21, 2003

precarious position

To be at ones mercy. To be in a situation where only someone else other than your self can decide your fate. (Most of the time a bad scenario).

When Steve put my king in check i knew i was in a precarious position.

After the defendant sat down and took a look into the eyes of the vindictive jury he thought to himself "well ain't I in a precarious position".

by QuietMezzo January 18, 2009