A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009
Get the CockBlock mug.An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
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by DDarko April 27, 2004
Get the fockalocka mug.1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011
Get the Religiously Cockblocked mug.That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
by Whore5 April 21, 2011
Get the escalator-cockblock mug.John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!
by Jewels49 February 4, 2010
Get the Cockblock mug.a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009
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