Flirting

Ancient warfare women use to destroy men by inflating or deflating men’s egos in order to make them feel attractive or inadequate.

Also known as seduction.

That woman has been flirting with her boss all morning.

She only flirts with married men.

We caught this one flirting with her boyfriend’s best friend.

by Fact Based Person May 9, 2018

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

safe flirting

Light teasing/joking around in a flirtatious manner.

Nick has a girlfriend but practices safe flirting with a girl he is attracted to by teasing her in a joking way.

by eeeeeeeerin July 22, 2006

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Flirting

Complimenting someone in a way that makes them feel sexually obligated

I was flirting with that cute girl

by Djeveie d March 4, 2017

Traffic Flirting

The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.

David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."

by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009