It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.
She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.
Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.
She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.
Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.
by Notflo February 28, 2019
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Get the floof mug.by Sofie Rose :3 September 27, 2019
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Get the floof mug.The person you pick to work in a group project, or partner activity with when ur bestie is out or not in ur class.
Damn Nithilas not in class today for the partner activity, good thing I got my floor Morgan.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.
by pseudonymtimmy March 27, 2020
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A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.
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