Flomonia

It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.

She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.

Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.

Ah man, I’ve gone and caught that Flomonia you were talking about.

by Notflo February 28, 2019

floof

like fluffy, but more.

My hairs floof.

by flowrr May 20, 2019

floof

the fluffiest fluff.

holy hecc that bunno was the floofiest bunno ive ever seen!

by wafflewaifuowowhatsthis September 23, 2019

floofbuggle

Someone who is crazy, but kind. A good person to befriend!

“Do you know Abigail? She’s such a floofbuggle!

by Sofie Rose :3 September 27, 2019

floof

the nickname bestowed onto an animal or person who you consider to be adorable in some way or another.

I need to protec the floof

by TheWhiteRabbitInTheRedBow March 27, 2020

Floof

The person you pick to work in a group project, or partner activity with when ur bestie is out or not in ur class.

Damn Nithilas not in class today for the partner activity, good thing I got my floor Morgan.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.

by pseudonymtimmy March 27, 2020

flombompistulate

A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.

B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.

In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.

by jquamus April 27, 2020