feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.

Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher

by Marky Mark January 13, 2003

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004

Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

feltham

A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!

Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!

by uknown slagger February 7, 2020

feltbeats

biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.

"hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?"

"Oh my god, he is so feltbeats"

by lalalaaluciex April 10, 2009

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

feltsack

to use sand paper on ones balls and then polish with bees wax until shiny.

I have never seen such a feltsack before! he must have been rubbing his scrotum for hours.

by Edner Sewage January 22, 2007