Ferguson

Ferguson (verb): To excuse oneself under vague or urgent circumstances in order to go poop; often used when the situation is too serious, awkward, or time-sensitive to explain in detail. Implies a mission of great personal importance.

“Hey guys, keep the meeting going… I’ve gotta go Ferguson real quick.”
or
“Dude, that burrito hit me sideways—I need to Ferguson immediately.”

by SweetBoobie March 27, 2026

courtney ferguson

Goddess.

Courtney Ferguson

by Lakrbdoalbei April 3, 2016

hayden ferguson

A male who has a big ego and is in love with a Kylie.

Hayden Ferguson is in love with kylie Dannielle.

by Zach_dunnam August 18, 2016

alex ferguson

A great scottish manager who makes Manchester United one of the best teams in the world.... till Moyses took his job and ruined the Red Devils for good.

Also, founder of the Fergie Time

'O Alex Ferguson of Scotland, when will we see your like again'

by Darwintheking February 26, 2017

ellie ferguson

A sexy youtuber who posts piano videos and goes by the name '#The Piano Girl Official'

Did you see Ellie Ferguson's new video? It's great!

by A.really.great.person April 18, 2018

oliver ferguson

A known liar, especially in regards to marshmellows.

You are a real oliver ferguson mate

by Ooccoo October 12, 2017

Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019