farmer emoticon

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun

Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!

by brown_muscles December 4, 2010

Farmering

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.

John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!

by grigs August 9, 2012

Fraser McEwan

Sex God, yum and tasty

Heard of a Fraser McEwan? “Yeah he’s a sex god”

by _sex_godess June 28, 2018

Farmerville Louisiana

Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.

Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana

by Tboutz October 4, 2020

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Farsher

Farsher is the term you use when you think someone is an idiot, or a noob.

Wow he sucks at skiing; what a farsher

by Juan Diego January 30, 2022

Farsher

A type of person that is a noob and gives off try hard vibes

James is such a farsher when he plays basket ball
Yeah he try’s too hard and sucks

by Juan Diego February 12, 2022