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by Jj299 December 27, 2011
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A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.
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It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
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Something people waste time on, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
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A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
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an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
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