Facebook

Book with faces in it.

Your face is on my facebook

by Jj299 December 27, 2011

Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

Facebook

Crack

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

by Mark876 November 25, 2011

facebook

Something people waste time on, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.

Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."

by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

Facebook

A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches

Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?

by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014

facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.

by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011