eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012

Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.

Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.

by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Eternal

is a fucking needy bitch who leaches off others and complains when she doesn't get what she wants. aka as a spoiled white brat

Tori is a eternal

by FateWasTaken November 1, 2020

Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.

Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.

by rabiescat February 22, 2023

eternal beauty

It’s not our external appearance, but the deeds we do and the words we say.

that is what we call eternal beauty

she has immense eternal beauty

by eternalpeace March 3, 2021

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021