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eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
by halonistic June 29, 2012
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Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017
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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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Eternal

is a fucking needy bitch who leaches off others and complains when she doesn't get what she wants. aka as a spoiled white brat
Tori is a eternal
by FateWasTaken November 1, 2020
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Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.
Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.
by rabiescat February 22, 2023
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eternal beauty

It’s not our external appearance, but the deeds we do and the words we say.

that is what we call eternal beauty
by eternalpeace March 3, 2021
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bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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