by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Egyptian Jock-Strapmug. Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.
by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 13, 2011
Get the Egyptian Mud Piemug. The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".
by Dr. JP December 8, 2009
Get the Egyptian Third Eyemug. by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011
Get the Egyptian skin flutemug. When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL
-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.
by Dodu September 24, 2007
Get the egyptian dirt maskmug. During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.
Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."
Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."
Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."
by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011
Get the Egyptian Bread Helmetmug. When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.
by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021
Get the The Egyptian hole kickermug.