Egginton

someone so popular or infamous that anyone who attempts to egg them is in turn to be egged themselves. also denotes someone of right breeding i.e. gene pool and time of year to impregnate.

that kid must of been egginton

by Zamoff June 20, 2009

Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash.

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022

eggo waffle

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.

Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"

by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

egging

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Will: You up for a bit of egging tonight Ang?
Ang: Ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.

by J+K August 31, 2006

egonostic

The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.


Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique

One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...

*Poof* God disappears

One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...

by C Tang January 3, 2009