Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.

Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021

They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose

a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...

by wiz77 November 2, 2010

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

earlee

Noun: The murderer of the English language

God I hate earlee.

by ghj muk July 8, 2003

Earlee

Earlee is a sexiest vampire/being ever created. A child of God, a real poweful yet stubburing warrior. Earlee is good when it comes to helping stressful and depress people, has a heart of Gold. But Earlee also can be a ass hole sometimes, and thats when blood shed.

Earlee also sometime hide the feelings from people to see, rather it be, sad, mad or depressed...etc

Earlee is the is the best thing that can happen to people life.

Earlee- Sexy Vampire Savior

Earlee- Friendly Psychologist

Earlee- Loveable, Loyal, bashful, attractive

Earlee- Ass hole

by Vampire Savior July 5, 2004