Dwarf

Short guys with small dicks; mostly drive white single cab fords

Did you see that dwarf joe driving to the Ford dealership

by Fordsuckschevyiswaycooler November 18, 2020

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

The 8th dwarf

Cristian.

Used to refer to someone who is being moody.

Similar to Grumpy.

"The 8th dwarf is back."

"Is Cristian being moody again?"

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

dwarf

small person

She is a dwarf so it may not be suitable

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Shnarkling Dwarf

A goofier word, that isn’t swearing, for the word sh!t, that I made up in my head.

When you mess up at something and people are around, use “shnarkling dwarf” instead.

by Derpman248 December 17, 2023

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

Dwarf

Someone who hates being called cute

Person 1: Omg u so tiny
Person 2: FFFFFFFFF
>>person two is a dwarf<<

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018