filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.
"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"
by Schleiermacher December 05, 2016
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Dwarf throwing

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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Dwarf nugget

A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
by PicklesAreVeryYummy February 15, 2024
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Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".
Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.
by schraderpaul April 01, 2022
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 01, 2015
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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 09, 2020
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dwarf/ midget

carlos any man named carlos is short
omg look it’s a dwarf/ midget
by Lucy360 May 17, 2021
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