Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022

White Drowning

A white man covering a well-made meal in ketchup.

"dude i going to white drown this steak"
"this is why we all hate you. stop using stupid urban dictionary ass shit. NOBODY THINKS YOUR FUCKING FUNNY MITCH. MAKE A FUCKING FUNNY JOKE."
"hehe white drowning"

by just poland July 3, 2023

Drowned Outrage

A phenomenon on social media and forums where many people complain about an outrage but never see any evidence for said outrage. This usually happens when a small minority opinion gets blown up with hyperbole and overshadowed by the counter-outrage.
Sometimes, the counter-outrage will also be overshadowed by people realizing they can't find the original outrage.

Where are the people they're complaining about? This has to be some drowned outrage.

by dirtwashere November 21, 2024

anaemic drowning.

when people with anaemia lack the ability to swim due to a reduction in iron affecting balance and thrust in the water

she cant swim?

oh no she’s anaemic drowning.

by jim parsons April 2, 2023

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.

I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.

by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014