Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.

I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.

by Teekums July 1, 2020

Memotionally Drained

The act of being drained of internet humor. The feeling you get after spending too much time viewing memes.

I’m so memotionally drained right now, I need to stay off of Facebook for a while.

I’m memotionally drained right now and can’t create anymore memes tonight.

by Jzak423 August 27, 2019

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.

80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?

by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010