Downtowner

the section of your body that is lower, but still exciting.

so i whipped out my downtowner and hit her in the face with it.

by The Danimator September 26, 2009

downtown cleve

When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.

Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.

Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.

by Masterseif January 10, 2014