Side Doodle 

Someone who thinks is a primary but in reality they are a second choice always

Him: bro back me up!

Friend: *hangs up call*
Him: WHAT??
Me: Don’t think you’re a side doodle, Side doodle?

Side Doodle by Side Doodle April 23, 2019

Dooded

to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is acheived by consuming very high amounts of energy drinks late at night

"Ruben was so dooded that he started talking giberish."
"Last night we got dooded on BLACK MAMBA."

Dooded by mr.kq122 January 31, 2009

Doodle Porn 

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

Doodle Porn by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

Doodledict 

Someone who is addicted to playing the Doodle Jump game on the iphone? Victims reguarly suffer from twitchiness and concentration faces.

Danny: Jeez look at Paul. He's just twitching away on the sofa.

Stu: Man, hes such a Doodledict!!

Doodledict by st3wboy August 8, 2010

Doodle cramp 

A penile erection. A boner.

Christina Hendricks gives me a throbbing doodle cramp.

Doodle cramp by Billy Bob Greenburg December 18, 2013

Doodle Snooper 

A guy who is taking a peek at blokes dicks in the shower after a rugby game.

"Goodie, Rugby's over. It's shower time"-"Mate, careful, he's a doodle snooper".

"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".

Doodle Snooper by Mobby5 July 9, 2015

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019