Cliff Dodging

The noble art of avoiding listening to Cliff Richard at all times, especially at Christmas.

Mother: Go put my Cliff Richard cd on, will you?

Charlotte (hiding Cliff Richard cd): Oh dear I can't seem to find it. Here listen to something good instead.

Emily: Phew, good cliff dodging there Charlotte!

by cliff-dodger December 7, 2010

Dodge Charger

A police car used by American and Canadian law enforcement mainly for highway patrol.

Oh shit, a Dodge Charger cop car ain't fucking around today.

by ATX-CVPI August 12, 2019

dodge cummins

A dodge cummins is american as fuck used by real people who want to roll coal and make torque

Did you see him rolling coal in that dodge cummins he american

by Olblue24v November 21, 2016

Dodge Ram

The world's greatest truck.
God's gift to earth.
The 5.7 liter engine makes men cum in there pants while the engine hits high rpms
notorious for raping all other trucks chevy,ford,nissan,toyota,gmc.
1500 leads all aspects of beastness(towing,horsepower,payload,displacement, all that good shit) and most importantly manlyness
reliable and backed by a lifetime powertrain warranty all others aint got shit on this piece of Dodge legend

My Dodge Ram just pulled a silverado to fucking kingdom come.

That rednecks Ram just vaped that homos f-150.

The Ram just slayed a wannabe tundra with a 5.7
the reason it one because the badges say hemi

by ryry sand April 27, 2010

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

sandal dodging

A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.

Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019