Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

i am such a disappointment

is when you fail or get a question wrong that you could have gotten it right if you have just USED YOUR BRAIN

broi: gets a question wrong: WHAT IM SURE THAT WAS RI- wait..... i am such a disappointment

by someone else thats not u March 5, 2021

Sting of disappointment

The pain you feel deep within yourself when you are very disappointed in someone or something

Girl:hey wanna smash
Guy:sure
Girl:(turns on a Nintendo switch)
Guy:(feels the sting of disappointment)

by Baby_eater445 July 21, 2021

Schrodinger's Disappointment

A state of being disappointed and not disappointed at the same time

Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming

by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025

Millennials' adulthood disappointment

When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young

After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025