high school dinger

Hooking up with one member from each grade level

I've already hooked up with a freshman, sophomore and junior. To complete my high school dinger I just need a senior.

by Illuminati14 October 7, 2013

Dinger

1. Someone who has absolutely no concept of time, and is always so so incredibly late.

2. A person who constantly makes other people wait on them, for hours, and on some severe occasions days.

- When it comes to the timeline of days rather than hours, that would be referred to as a “Ash Dinger”
3. Has absolutely zero self awareness as to how one’s actions directly impacts other around them.

My friend John asked me to pick him up tomorrow at 1 PM, but everyone knows he is a real dinger and is always making people wait on him for a ridiculous amount of time so I am not going to show up until 2 PM.

by ShadowManScoobs June 14, 2023

Winger Dinger

Winging something but failing horribly in the processs.

Carly speech at the wedding was a winger dinger and the silence was unbelievably haunting.

by ShannonSmith March 14, 2023

dinger flinger

Garage door opener

Is the dinger flinger in your car?

by Justanotherschmuck January 16, 2023

Clinger Dinger

Type of female. Crazy ass, clingy, bitch!

That pussy ain't worth it! She's psycho as fuck and all needy oh hold me don't go. Total Clinger Dinger.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

Boof dinger

Placing drugs on your penis and having anal sex for quicker absorption of the drugs, as in boofing and dick dingers.

Do you have the lube and coke? I'm ready for a boof dinger.

by Boofdingin January 13, 2024

Double-Dinger

Being penetrated by your two homosexual dads while sleeping.

Man, my ass and mouth are sore. I'm pretty sure Dad and Dad Double-Dingered me last night.

by Frodo T Baggin December 9, 2022