A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.
by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018
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its not ur ordinary DAD. this time it's a douchebag. a fuckboy. a douchebag that you'd gladly go down for.
its not ur ordinary DAD. this time it's a douchebag. a fuckboy. a douchebag that you'd gladly go down for.
by quirky and awk lol so emo September 30, 2018
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Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020
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Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!
Teyare: W- what?
Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.
Teyare: Don't say that!
Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!
Teyare: W- what?
Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.
Teyare: Don't say that!
Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!
by WiltedRose February 17, 2020
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