diesel / diez

big, jacked, large, strong ,heavy

damm he was diesel when he got out of jail! damm son that fat guy is dieasel

by jackmehoff September 23, 2004

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006

diesel trucks

Pussy magnet on wheels

All girls wants a man with a diesel trucks

by Hyuukj November 10, 2013

Diesel Rockets

A mix of Monster energy drink, Jim Beam, and chocolate sauce.

My boy Juice called me up and said we were gonna go pound back some Diesel Rockets.

by E The Sex Cat April 16, 2011

Vin Diesel

Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.

"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"

by stayblack! April 3, 2010

Diesel McMan

adj. word referring to something that is all that is man. used to describe something manly/huge/awesome. borderline arnold-like. can be added to words to make new, more manly words.

1) John Rambo went on a diesel mcman killing spree in Rambo First Blood: Part 2. he killed around 80 people himself

2) Rambo then ate a diesel mcmanwich, which consisted of 3 pounds of turkey(that he hunted), greasy bacon, nails, a beehive filled with bees, and lava-sauce.

3) Kevin Garnett unleashed a diesel mcman roar when he dunked over lebron james. every baby in the TD banknorth garden was blinded, made deaf, or suffered paralysis from the blast.

by hyaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!! January 3, 2008

Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.

-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.

by Shlongdong January 13, 2015