Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperation

What really motivates somebody that is uber competitive about everything.

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

Desperated

Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.

Tanner is "desperated"

by Tanner! ;) February 14, 2023

desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.

- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation

by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017