The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 29, 2011

Dangle-titty

Old people have dangle-titty , meaning your titties hang lower than your rib cage.

“That person has a dangle-titty, ew”

by Toe_muncher August 25, 2022

dangle ball

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other

"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-


"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"

by not a wenis October 2, 2003

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed November 2, 2007

dangle flaps

The dropping or flailing or even stretching of the labia (outer lips) of a woman or young girl in some cases. Many men will avoid a lady for having dangle flaps but some men don’t mind.

Adam: “Hey dude! Isn’t that Lisa, I heard you slept with her”
Quinton: “it got frisky I must admit but when I pulled her panties off... BOOM! Dangle flaps, so I dipped quick time”

by Dittyskit December 15, 2017

DANGLE BURRY

a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole.
when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it

dammed dangle burrys

by christu October 1, 2006

Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.

Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!

by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010