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Crop? And Storytime?

The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.

“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted

Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.
Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away
by Obhioan April 14, 2022
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Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016
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Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it
I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?
by Zykw October 7, 2016
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Piece of Crop

Piece of Crop is a clothing company, started by William Forrest in West Hollywood, California. The brand is known for their unique and trendy outerwear- both tops and bottoms across the clothing spectrum.
I just bought a new hoody from Piece of Crop, and I love it!
by @williamforrest__ May 3, 2019
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zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.
C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop
by haines December 15, 2008
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Crop Dusted

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.
Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!
by SwimmerQ April 13, 2015
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crop rotation

When a man has had a hair transplant.
Looks like Bob had some crop rotation done.
by ChineseGoddess December 20, 2008
mugGet the crop rotationmug.

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