Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.

-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!

by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

Contract Adminstrator

A dedicated immoral unethical slime ball committed to fleecing the CONTRACTOR from fair and equaitable compensation. This creep is why lawyers have so much work.

Man! That Contract Adminstrator might very well be the devil!!

by Contracting God December 15, 2012

contralingus

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."

"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Contragipate

To deliver a forceful blow to an enemies chin with ones scrotum.

It took my five years to track him down. All I had to go by was newspaper clippings and whiskey filled memories. When I found him he was in a cheap motel. Hell, the door was even unlocked. I walked in and saw him laying dead on the floor, face up. There was only one thing I could do. I dropped my pants, right there and then and contragipated him. The feelings of revenge and redemption were almost to overwhelming for me to go on. But later that night, in my own bed....I slept like a child.

by UnfoldingJonson January 6, 2015

contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017

Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.

R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.

by Hehshdn February 16, 2018