girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007

zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

control z it

to undo what you just did

Student: Miss! I don't know what I just did, but now the computer doesn't work!

Teacher: Just control z it! You should be good.

by dkyard October 28, 2009

Boob control

When your motor boating her tittys and you press Em together.

I was motor boating them tittys when they started flopping all over the place so I had to initiate boob control.

by Hunters fucked up mind October 19, 2020