by WorldWantsPlastic January 09, 2018
Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
by The truth untold February 24, 2022
A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research
Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply
by dankm3m3rzz May 08, 2023
As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.
After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.
by Spongebob Shit Pants July 06, 2023
The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.
by nixongibson November 27, 2017
A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
by Tranzlucent October 01, 2019
by Porg009 January 14, 2024