clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.
After we had sex she had a clammy clunge
by Geoffory geoffington January 04, 2016
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Quality Clunge

Dude, that is some Quality Clunge
by Quality Clunge July 17, 2010
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clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.
Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.
by TheWordDefiner69 November 05, 2013
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Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.
"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."
by badgerchap July 13, 2022
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clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.
Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick
by katza8uk December 03, 2010
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clunge juice

Can't wait to get all slidey in that clunge juice.
by CUNNTTTTTTTTT February 24, 2020
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clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina
she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter
by brendabusty December 28, 2014
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