a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy October 18, 2003
Get the cockblocker mug.Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.
by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003
Get the cockblocker mug.i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )
by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018
Get the cockblocker mug.When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.
Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016
Get the friendzoned cockblocker mug.by Anonymous March 20, 2003
Get the cockblocker mug.One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.
I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.
by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006
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