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chinese bus

If you need to travel between New York City and either Boston, Philly, or DC but are on a tight budget, here's a travel tip for you: the Chinese bus.

The first company to offer such services was the Fung Wah Bus, which began routes between New York City and Boston in 1998.

Bear in mind, we're not talking about luxury transportation here. If you're seeking a comfy ride and many amenities en route, you may prefer to take the LimoLiner between Boston and New York.

However, if you're a college student or other traveler with limited means, you'll be among frugal comrades in addition to many Chinese travelers.
Yo mamma so cheap, she gave birth to you on a Chinese bus.

I can't decide between the Fung Wah or the Hung Low.
What did you call me!
by Donarino February 12, 2008
mugGet the chinese busmug.

Chinese-Eyed

Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed
Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage
by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007
mugGet the Chinese-Eyedmug.

Chinese Knockout

When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?

Guy 2: Fuck no.
by Anonymous758474 February 25, 2009
mugGet the Chinese Knockoutmug.

Chinese Puzzle

1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.
Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.
by jsten December 9, 2008
mugGet the Chinese Puzzlemug.

chinese bananas

An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Also look for: Bruised Bananas
by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003
mugGet the chinese bananasmug.

chinese food

eats from china
that chinese food sure does look good.
by JumboJimboFat March 21, 2003
mugGet the chinese foodmug.

Chinese Pizza

Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.

http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.

employee: Whuh?

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)

Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!
by altonb1 December 21, 2008
mugGet the Chinese Pizzamug.

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