checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

checker

Someone that is two-faced, someone that pretends to like people but really doesn't.

That guy is a checker, everyone hates him.

by TheDefiner2006 March 16, 2017

checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box May 7, 2018

Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

checkersphobia

having a phobia of checkers and not liking him

i have checkersphobia because i hate checkers the cat 🙄

by ashhhhhg February 16, 2021