Cartoon Network

A channel with an Interesting history. First it just aired reruns of old shows. But then around the mid to late 90s they started getting original programming. This started the first good age of Cartoon Network. But then around the mid to late 2000s it went downhill. The original shows have ended and they started putting out live action shows, ON CARTOON FREAKING NETWORK! Fortunately in 2010 came adventure time and later that year regular show which helped revive the network. Other good shows came later too like the amazing world of Gumball and Steven universe. And there where NO MORE LIVE ACTION SHOWS! This started the next good era and this is also the era I grow up on! they where doing great again! But then came teen titans go. While the show is bad that’s not even the worst part. The worst part is that they would not stop airing it! This caused the channel to go downhill again. However I still stand by it not being worse than the CN real era, since at least here they still had all the good shows I mentioned. Then TTG reruns have fortunately slowed down now but the channel still needs some better content to become great again like the where a decade ago.
Cartoon Network is at least better than nick is now and has been for about a decade
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Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)
After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.
by Onlytruefacts1 February 05, 2017
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Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.
by JimVT October 11, 2010
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Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008
"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said
by Jer Nig September 13, 2019
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Cartoon Violence

When a charter in a movie or tv show survives a violent act that would kill any normal person. Like the violence found in cartoons where characters absurdly get injured and just go on livin’ life.
Hey Emanuel, did you see that guy fall from the third story balcony and bounce off the awnings, hit the ground, get up and walk away?… that shit was some cartoon violence!
by Vino-abis January 10, 2023
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