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Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.
Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"
by stokedfish September 24, 2006
mugGet the Cakemug.

Cake

A codeword for making-out.
I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?
by beforelater November 8, 2004
mugGet the Cakemug.

A cake

Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos
I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.
by Shly July 14, 2020
mugGet the A cakemug.

cake

A sweet and tasty treat representing another food term used to encompass the essence of a woman's nether-region... to be used in conjunction with phrases that describe the greatness of your cake, how sweet and tasty it is... and how people cannot resist it. Having a golden cake means you are getting plenty of action. Similar to that of muffin, you can sample someone's cake or take a big bite out of it, but it will always be good, soft, edible, and irresitible.
My cake is sweet.
Shit, my cake is golden!
Would you like some cake?
I nibbled me some cake! mmm....
by Shelbykitty July 24, 2010
mugGet the cakemug.

cake

easy; simple

adjective, referring to "that's a piece of cake" but instead saying "that's cake"
that's cake.
by awwwwyeah July 13, 2010
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cake

Soft and moist.
yo, you are acting very cake.
by cdg407 November 13, 2015
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Cake

Do not buy cake from mand z bakery.
by Barbracakehater January 25, 2015
mugGet the Cakemug.

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