Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student April 03, 2018
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
by aljazmin November 12, 2021
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
by jaymor February 03, 2009
by sallanie April 03, 2009
A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
by Money Love March 05, 2008
by cbrown1969 December 10, 2010
"Johnny scraped out the inside of my nose with a spoon while I was passed out, cooked it up and snorted it! Fuckin' snot burglar."
by joey narcotic July 23, 2008