Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 March 9, 2011

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 3, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

by Money Love March 5, 2008

snot burglar

Someone really desperate for drugs.

"Johnny scraped out the inside of my nose with a spoon while I was passed out, cooked it up and snorted it! Fuckin' snot burglar."

by joey narcotic August 20, 2008