Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student April 03, 2018
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Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
by aljazmin November 12, 2021
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turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
by jaymor February 03, 2009
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clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.
gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina
by sallanie April 03, 2009
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douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
by Money Love March 05, 2008
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turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.
That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!
by cbrown1969 December 10, 2010
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snot burglar

Someone really desperate for drugs.
"Johnny scraped out the inside of my nose with a spoon while I was passed out, cooked it up and snorted it! Fuckin' snot burglar."
by joey narcotic July 23, 2008
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