Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

tail bunker

a secluded place where a man can take his chosen piece of tail to give it a good hammering.

as in "I took her to the tail bunker and bashed her back doors in"

by med73 June 27, 2014

Bunkering

When you turn 40 and start using Archie Bunker style phrases like "Kids nowadays...", "Kids these days have no respect", "Back in my day..."

"You're Bunkering already! We are 40, not 80! Get to the retirement home, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

Bunker-Bitches

Brain washed hoe’s that pop off at the mouth with cult like regurgitated, uneducated, ill informed babble just to hear themselves speak. They climb out of their holes in rat like fashion looking to push a false agenda created by a known habitual lying organization Faux and Co. Their singular bunker-B like approach is perpetuated by their lemming-ness behavior to swallow All they are fed by their know nothing loser is a loser pedophile Cheeto-in-Chief leader with a Muhammad Ali like physique.

Bunker-Bitches, M and Mr. RICO walk into a crew, the second they see facts they duck back into their hole to watch The Fall of Minnesota on repeat.

by Silky_13 January 19, 2024

nuclear bunker

a place where you are safe from nuclear bombs

we should head to the nuclear bunker before we die

by kilxu February 13, 2022