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Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
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neaomi netasha bryant

nice funny sexy and fine very mature and honest in a relationship good kisser background is the ghetto in seattle now in spokane living a great life big booty big beautiful eyes well rounded person and lastly exciting and adventurous
voluptous and smooth lipsbig booty
by rick phenolman February 19, 2005
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National Kobe Bryant Day

August 24 (8/24) Rest in peace Kobe and Gianna🙏🏼🙏🏼
by Drose013 January 27, 2020
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Kobe and Gigi Bryant day.

2/24 is the National Kobe and Gigi day. It is to honor the legends Kobe and Gigi Bryant. The number 2 refers to Gigi’s number and the number 24 if for Kobe.
I can’t wait for Kobe and Gigi Bryant day!
Kobe and Gigi Bryant day.
by Rip Kobe January 28, 2020
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Bryant lay from 6h

A fake weeb who likes to flex his cheap ass discord nitro and pretends to be a know it all.
by Bryant Lay November 5, 2020
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kobe bryant squirts

when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.
dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts

joe: what the fuck thats nasty
by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016
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Kobe Bryant Protocol

When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
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