THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.

Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.

by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023

Brendon

an old fat fuck with a shiny forehead who really likes to take balls from people

oh look out, its brendon

by BIGBALLS227 November 28, 2023

Brendon Urie

The act of not coming out of the closet in the early 2000's

Jessica : That guy is such a Brendon Urie , you should totally ask him out John
John: Omg Jessica stop! I'm not sure if his into boys

(WE'LL NEVER KNOW)

by Lukagoth June 7, 2018

Brendon Urie

Lead singer of Panic! At The Disco. Old music was good, but the new music is pretty bad.

Brendon Urie? Pfft... more like Brendon Urine

by KAYLABLACKWHORE May 24, 2022

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021

Brendon

A gay, stupid, drug addict who has 0 work ethic and 0 compassion

See the guy doing drugs in the corner, that’s brendon

by Wafflessssss April 4, 2022

Brendon

Usually seen with a android, likes to have sex on the phone , he’s kind and very mean so don’t get on is bad side . He is a funny mike FAN ! He’s usually born in July, August or June !

Brendon a fag

by anonymous January 14, 2021