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Brendan

The most submissive faggot ever he’s literally the Twinkiest man you could ever meet
Brendan is the biggest twink at our school
by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 28, 2024
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brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy
by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024
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the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
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The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.
Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.
by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025
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This richest Blacket player in the leaderboard.
Even Brendan cant afford
by !Brendan March 25, 2025
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a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.
did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...
by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025
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The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
Brendan is hot as hell.
by Unresistable... May 22, 2025
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