stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 04, 2024

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 05, 2020

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 19, 2020

Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.

Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs

by ShegotaBONK March 13, 2020

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.

I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.

by Kittyfriend January 02, 2020

Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020