backwards cameltoe

The cleft that is made in a middle-aged woman's rear by sitting in a church pew with loose-fitting pants.

Hey Phil, look, grandma there has a backwards cameltoe!

by Ed Sleeper December 28, 2006

Backwards Wink

The backwards wink is a super-suave method of flirting. It is carried out by turning ones head to the side, and briefly closing the eye furthest from the subject of one's affections.

1. "OMG, that chick is so hot! She ttly backwards-winked at me!"

2. "Dude, I am so into that guy over there. I'm gonna backwards wink at him. Works every time!"

3. (;

by Wendy Von Birdhausen February 23, 2010

Mystery backwards oreo

An oreo with one of sides turned backwards. This generally results in the design on top of the cookie getting stamped into the creme filling on that side.

Having both of the sides turned inwards is called a magical mystery backwards oreo.

John: *takes an oreo from the package* Hey! I got a mystery backwards oreo! I wonder how these happen...

by Nommy McNomNom September 1, 2009

Backwards Dragon

When one consumes to much spicy food that when they shit it feels like their breathing fire from there ass.

Karen: I ate to much spicy food at Chipotles... my stomach hurts.
John: Holy crap! You better hope you don't get the backwards dragon.
Karen: Ewww your disgusting!

by QQ biscuit November 11, 2009

Backward

Crazy, something that just ain't right

Seeing a naked, white girl at Hibachi was backward, nig!

by Butt Attack September 20, 2009

backwards

A word used, usually by fools, to tell people they disagree with them

You must be backwards if you don't think like me

by Backwards February 1, 2004

backwards apple

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.

"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."

by Crunk Floutist February 12, 2005