male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

arc’teryx blindness

Finding a person attractive or more attractive only because they are wearing Arc’teryx.

*Guy wearing Arc’teryx beanie enters*
Person 1: “Wow that guy is so hot”
Person 2: “He’s mid actually, you just have Arc’teryx blindness”

by liamgallagher’stoe January 7, 2026