By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
by Riley K December 24, 2004
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I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.
by Dsmile July 3, 2011
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Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
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Get the tuna blender mug.by scum_daddy November 17, 2014
Get the blindside shit mug.A genre of books which blends the world we know with a more magical and mystical one. Enjoyed by a wide audience, both children and adults. Quite separate from traditional fantasy which can be alientating and alarming to read, due to the readers's inability to connect their own life experiences and knowledge to the entirely fabricated world being depicted. Perfect examples of Blended Fantasy are the Harry Potter series (by the wonderful J. K. Rowling) and His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman).
John: Do you like Fantasy books?
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.
John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.
John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
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